Kirk McEwen and Al Cieslak kickin' it and cuttin' it up about pop culture, life and anything else that comes to mind!

It's great to be back home in Baltimore for the holidays!  We play our favorites and cover the issues as we always do, so sit back, my egg nogger, and enjoy the show!

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It was Dec 4, 2014 when Kirk and everybody at 98.7 The Fan Tampa Bay lost their jobs.  Kirk just happened to be recording his weekly podcast when the call came in and you hear it here ,as it happens along with some background on the situation at his former station.  That and all the antics from 2 weeks of shows on this Kirk McEwen Show!

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Thanksgiving at the Gentlemen's Club with Bridgette B, Mayor Barry gets buried, and making certain that "Butterball" hits the table plump and juicy all covered on this fresh, holiday edition of The Kirk McEwen Show!
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That's not a pudding pop! On this edition we dig into the disturbing allegations made by several women against the iconic actor/comedian Bill Cosby.  Who saw this one coming?  More reasons to avoid New Jersey and Charles Manson's profile on this fresh, steamin' Kirk McEwen Show! 

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Former 98 Rock, Baltimore afternoon jock Stash weighs in on the Molly Shattuck situation.  He spent some time in her company, we'll say.  Also, earthquake memories, Kim Kardashian's naked again and Buzz recalls seeing his very first black person growing up in Kansas, all on this slammin' edition of The Kirk McEwen Show!
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Our thoughts on the bad lady who took advantage of that teen-aged boy!  Weed or no weed?  How'd your state vote?  And, we get a little bit country on the heels of the CMA's on this red-blooded American edition of the Kirk McEwen Show!

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Cat calls, absinthe, sex and the healthy prostate; it's all here!  Come on inside and lose yourself in the goodness that is The Kirk McEwen Show, with Alan Cieslak and featuring Buzz Burbank.

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My artist buddy Mark Gonzalez, that dreaded ebola, Walking Dead and sweeping O's on this KMS. Right nice...
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It's Buzz Burbank's Birthday and we're lucky enough to celebrate with the man on this jam-packed edition!  We get into the shocking percentage of women who say they've been felt up waiting tables.  And, have you heard how much Aunt Jemima's relatives want from Quaker Oats for using her likeness all those years?  Who hasn't eaten a stack of her fresh, hotcakes, don't ya know?.  All that and more, right here, on this Kirk McEwen Show!
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Watch out!  Your new iPhone may actually bend in your pocket!  Buzz has all the juicy details on Apple's bumpy launch.  We help Bruce Springsteen blow out 65 candles (can you believe?) and look back at the week that was on this fast and furious Kirk McEwen Show!

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This time we settle in for a few with our old high school buddy Patrick Smith, partner in the law firm May and Smith.  He helps us understand Ray Rice's legal rights through all the NFL's recent missteps.  We also discuss my favorite new restaurant, "Bich Nga", Jameis Winston shouting exactly what he was recently accused of, and a bunch more on this jammed Kirk McEwen Show!

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As most people know, after decades of domination in the mid-Atlantic, Kirk McEwen took his talents to the Gulf Coast.  And now, after many "arranged marriages" as far as radio pairings go, this one actually feels right.   We can finally reveal Kirk's new partner on 98,7 The Fan in Tampa Bay is... former 98 Rock, Tampa PM Drive host, the ever-popular Jesse Kage! "This is as close to perfect as it gets", said Kirk. "We're cut from the same cloth!"  The fun starts Monday, September 15th at!  We've got our Ray Rice wrap-up, our RELM Fantasy standings, and Buzz with the bombshell of the show...again, on this Kirk McEwen Show at
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Can we talk?  Comedic legend Joan Rivers is on death's doorstep and the news dropped when we were laying this down.  Love her or hate her, the woman blazed quite a trail.   Also, maybe 9 year olds shouldn't be shooting Uzi's at 'Bullets and Burgers' anyway!  Anybody think of that?  Sheesh, what's wrong with people?   And the brothas have found the beach, all on this jammed Labor Day KMS!

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Ladies and gentlemen, our good friend Buzz has agreed to join the show on the regular!  Cornerstone of RELM Network and host of his very own "Buzz Burbank News and Comment," we all enjoy each other's company, so it's on!  This show, trouble in Ferguson, Ice Bucket fatigue, and Buzz cracks up the room on the NEW AND IMPROVED Kirk McEwen Show!  Expect more...
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Stash grants me his first interview after 6 months in jail, his last 6 months he says.  He's been through so much since that day in July 2012, you can hear redemption in his voice.  We are also joined by our good friend Buzz Burbank who sheds light on the hasty departure of Don Geronimo's show from the RELM Network line-up as well as the depression that ultimately claimed Robin Williams' life on this chock- full Kirk McEwen Show!

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Talk about a difficult year so far, Ray Rice has had it!  Fair or not, we get into that 2 game suspension handed down by Goodell and the NFL. We also share our own stories that could've gotten us a 2 game suspension.  And Dayman from ID Life stops by to fill us in on a truly incredible company.  That and everything else on this edition of The Kirk McEwen Show! 
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It's very safe to say John Palumbo and Crack the Sky occupy a unique place, right there with any and all of my favorites: The Beatles, Steely Dan, blueberry cheesecake, and tequila.  And they're working on a new album?  Stop it!   How could this band be voted 'Rolling Stone Magazine's Debut Album of the Year' in 1975 and not be a household name?  John explains on this in-depth chat with the brilliant songwriter and even better man on this very special Kirk McEwen Show
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It's been 23 years since Jim Valvano uttered those words and they still resonate today.  We remember the man and all he stood for.  We also get into Anthony Cumia from 'Opie and Anthony' fame and his 7-figure mistake and Morris Day and the Time, still pulling tail in the 21st century on this edition of The KMS!
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Kirk, Mark, and Lopez were instrumental in helping Larry the Cable Guy launch his career.  It was on KML that Larry would call in each and every morning and hone his craft.  We re-visit one of those mornings as well as last weekend which flew by in such a blur!  It was great seeing friends on both sides of the bridge!  Enjoy!
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Not quite, but almost. We capture all the Independence Day doings at Big Owl Tiki Bar including the 6th Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest. Rowdy, good times...

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Our buddy Halo joins us, as he will periodically,  and when we heard an American student got stuck in a giant vagina sculpture we had to take a closer look.  Can't blame a guy for trying!   We also talk a little Crack the Sky, Halo in high school,  and a woman who didn't take death lying down on this last edition before the big trip north!  Thanks for listening and see you in Maryland!

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It's not a person, it's a place.  A place we love!   We'll be at Big Owl Tiki Bar on Independence Day for their 6th Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest powered by Dietz and Watson.  We start taping around 2 with D'Vibe and Conga on stage!  Al from Big Owl joins us and we get into all kinds of other stuff, so check it out.  A good solid listen. through  Thank You
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The whole story is here.  How the legendary club it got it's name and hammer with lightning bolts symbol, who played the first ever show in the concert hall, and what are the plans for Hammerjack's moving forward?  Yes, FORWARD!  Our high school friend Kevin Butler owns the name and joins us in-studio to drop the facts on all things Hammerjack's!  We also have your Belmont Stakes break down with Al's dad Clay as 'Chrome' goes for the last leg of the Triple Crown, on this latest KMS!

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Memorial Day is American heroes and family and all are accounted for on this latest edition of The KMS.  A fun listen as we edge into the holiday weekend.  Hear from a studio full of people, including Roxxi the shih-tzu and Bro-in-Law Mike (the Ruth's Chris bartender) on his life behind bars.   Be safe, enjoy and we'll catch you on the other side... 

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We gonna party our face off, July 4th and 5th!  Find out all the details on this latest installment.  We also say goodbye to Bob Schmuff, the man who brought us such killer clubs as A.L Gators, Daytona's, and Thunder Dome as he lost his battle with cancer.  And the corporate village is the only way to do Preakness we find out on this fresh edition of The KMS!
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Down the stretch they come! With Preakness upon us you'll need a sure bet and long-time pony player Clay gets us straight on the 12th race at Old Hilltop.  Plus we get to reminiscing about one of rock n' roll's truly great clubs Hammerjack's.  And hysterical Pablo Francisco drops by on his way to the Tampa Improv on this packed edition of The Kirk McEwen Show!
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Jon Saraceno was a USA Today sports writer for decades and loves the sweet science.  He recently spent a couple of days with 'The Greatest' and reports back on the 72 year old Ali who continues his fight with Parkinson's.  We also talk Johnny Football, Donald Sterling, and the kiss heard 'round the world on this fresh KMS!
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People got problems and Robbyne the Advice Diva is here to help!  She's matched wits with Howard Stern and is ready to dish it out to the listeners of The KMS!  We also run down Al's voyage to Louisiana bayou country and Kirk comes face to face with his first roof rat on this fresh edition!  Send all inquiries for The Advice Diva to
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From "The First Family of Comedy" Shawn Wayans drops by and delivers!  Find out why he thinks Kirk is "the devil" in this hilarious exchange!  We also get our first visit from Robbyne The Advice Diva, direct from Howard Stern!  This week she straightens out our boy Ray from San Antonio who just can't leave bad enough alone, on this packed and stacked Kirk McEwen Show!

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We get to know Don Geronimo's new right hand man, Drew Hoffar.  Side by side with the Radio God!  Fact is, Drew is pretty damn entertaining on his own, check him out!  Kirk also catches up with Eddie Money at Clearwater's fun 'n sun celebration!  That and a bunch more on this Kirk McEwen Show!
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Every now and then we get it right and this is one of those times.  We cover a lot of ground so try and keep up.  A despicable hospital story from Florida, killer audio from Sidekick Mike and Al's hilarious story of the night Johnny Carson was nervous make this one to keep.  You're welcome.

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The guys have to stick together and because knowledge is power, we present our first ever Man Forum!  Straight talk from other men on issues that confront all of us everyday.  And ladies, we're talking about YOU!   Also, contact us with your questions for the Advice Diva [as heard on The Howard Stern Show] at and she'll answer them next week on The KMS!
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Owner of the world famous brothel Moonlight Bunny Ranch Dennis Hof joins the boys for a very candid and open conversation.  Nothing is out of bounds with Dennis and it's easy to understand why he is such an astute businessman and modern maverick!  Hear the story of how Barbie Girl & Ava Adora, two of his "working girls" posed for pictures with Bill Clinton!  We also welcome in DJ Birdman and Chief Engineer Mick Marcellino to add some flavor to this extremely lively Kirk McEwen Show!  Enjoy...
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Dog bites wallet!  Ouch!  How much is too much when it comes to laying out cash for an ailing pet?  We debate.  We also both caught the piece on Pharrell this past weekend and weigh in on his Midas Touch and easy way.  And the low down on The Kirk McEwen Band playing with Eddie Money and The Romantics next weekend on this fresh KMS!

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There from the start, way back when it was called 'The Kirk & Al Show', there was Pugly, Al's rescued Pekingese/Pug mix.  Just recently Pugly has been stricken with a mysterious (and costly) illness.  Let's just say Pugly is lucky Kirk wasn't the one making his life and death dog decisions!  Also, the sad and tragic death of The Ultimate Warrior, in a strip mall parking lot no less, and so much more, on this brand new KMS!

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Jimmy Patsos was on Gary Williams' staff at Maryland when I met him in 2000.  He's a great guy, that's why I was so excited when his Siena Saints won the CBI Tournament beating Fresno State 81-68.  Jimmy wins everywhere he goes( including Loyola, Md, which isn't easy to do) and is eager to weigh in on his former boss, players he's coached and UConn's victory over Kentucky.  We love him and so will you!  And, like a sick kid, we touch on a bunch of other stuff, too, on this edition of The Kirk McEwen Show!

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Hard to believe we've been at this for 2 years now!  We've had so many great memories along the way and we take a second to reflect.  We also celebrate the genius of David Letterman as he prepares for his next chapter.  And can you believe Kurt Cobain's been dead 20 years?  We touch 'em all in this milestone edition of The KMS!
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Yep, it's all here!  Our thoughts and observations on the traditional Jewish wedding and funeral, ceremonies to which we aren't often privy.  We also welcome the newest member of the RELM Network, the one and only Don Geronimo and a message to a friend and colleague.  That and a boat load more on this here brand new Kirk McEwen Show!  So good.
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Who did YOU talk to this week?  I had the distinct pleasure of sitting down (actually, standing up) with the legendary race car driver Mario Andretti at the Grand Prix of St. Petersburg!  It was media day at the track and nobody had the stones to go up and talk to the man...except this guy.  Also on hand was Earl "The Twirl" Christy, member of the Super Bowl III Champion Jets who, along with a bunch of other guys on the field, was a graduate of the old UMES.  We get a few minutes with Earl and then do what we normally do on this Opening Day Edition of The Kirk McEwen Show.  Rip it on up!  Enjoy.
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How do you get that 2nd date?  Then what do you when you finally knock it down to ensure an encore performance?  One is an actual Family Feud question, the other is one of ours.  Either way it's a damn entertaining edition of The Kirk McEwen Show!

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It's well known that our Sidekick Mike IS NOT a polished broadcaster, but this week's installment of "Out of the Blue" shows what the boy can do when he's had his meds!  It's lively, engaging and entertaining, have a listen for yourself.   And very sad news this week surrounding a couple of long-time friends.  We'll elaborate on that and address those pesky rumors (allegedly) surrounding one of Hollywood's most eligible bachelors on this Kirk McEwen Show!
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We love Buzz Burbank, long-time newsman for The Don and Mike Show and podcast pioneer.  When we heard the news that Don Geronimo was joining The RELM Network with his own podcast we felt like we needed to go to the man who's known him longest.  Buzz also shares his theories on Malaysian Flight 370 and on who cuts down the nets at the NCAA Championship in North Texas, on this Kirk McEwen Show!  Good to go!
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One of our favorite people and a current star of 'Ink Master' on Spike, Halo stops by for another sit-down. It's great catching up as he kicks ass on Season 4!  We call Sidekick Bobbie (Mike's sister) on her birthday as a sort of podcast photo bomb and we bounce out early when we take a stab at "The Feud" on this edition of The Kirk McEwen Show!

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It's time to get in shape and we share a "mother" of a tip for guys to knock down the belly fat, rev up the metabolism and suppress appetite.  We start on Monday and you should, too!  Also, our "Ray Rice Elevator Ride" recipients this week, "Spring Forward, Fall Asleep" and Kirk's 21 year old nephew, Connor, does Tampa on this fresh blast from your boys!
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It's a special time in her life and why shouldn't she share it with you? Playing the "Senior Circuit" has it's advantages as Al remembers.  Also, it might be legal but that doesn't make it OK: the argument against up-skirting and a little fun with Michael Sam on this edition of the KMS!

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On this show Kirk pays homage to Mike O'Meara for teaching him about a little thing called passion.  We also salute the Podfather, Adam Carolla who continues to fight for podcasters everywhere.  Kirk apologizes for being a dick to Sidekick Mike and Al last week, we also holler, "Poop Dollar!", as well as dig our claws into the issues of the day on this brand new KMS! 

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Jim and Don's comedy tour rolled into DC in September of 2011 and Kirk was there.  He sat down with two thirds of 'That Metal Show' in an interview that's funnier than we remembered!  We also get some podcast gold from Sidekick Mike in the art of poop-scooping, his full-time gig.  Let's just say business is... "picking up" on this fresh and steamin' Kirk McEwen Show!
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What can we say, this is what guys are talking about, so why not us?  Jadaveon and Johnny Football, the "N" word and some others just as rude, Harold Ramis and Dale Jr., and a few things we'd rather not put in print, all right here on this latest Kirk McEwen Show!  Skidoosh!

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SNL alum and old friend Jim Breuer stops by for a chat!  He's still out there making 'em laugh and he reminisces about playing the KirkMarkAndLopezapalooza with Tommy Chong and the Scorpions back in the day and gives us the scoop on if there'll ever be a "Half Baked 2."  Also, Johnny Cash's greatness and Jimmy Kimmel's cunning stunt on this KMS!  We think you'll find it flows..., click banner and proceed to  And we thank you!
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There's so much to talk about with our old friend, the straight-shooting Jerry Coleman!  Like, Ray Rice on tape dragging his unconscious fiancee off an Atlantic City elevator, Coleman's issue with Nasty Nestor Aparicio, and how pissed was Hall of Fame coach Joe Gibbs when he called his house?  Also, our adult star Mount Rushmore (umm, John Holmes?) on this action packed edition of The Kirk McEwen Show!  So good you'll wanna download it twice...
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Our close personal friend and former 98 Rock jock Stash has found his way back into a tight spot and he has a message he wanted us to convey to his friends and fans.  We're also treated to a blistering set by Sidekick Mike and a visit by web TV star Jesse Ventura on this truly tasty Kirk McEwen Show!

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Sometimes you gotta watch your step in the year's shortest month, February.  In this episode we spotlight a Black History Month faux pas that would make Fuzzy Zoeller proud!  We thank you for the material!  And, get ready for the NFL's first openly gay player!  This is about to get good!  That and so much more on The Kirk McEwen Show!  Always interesting!

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It was 50 years ago today the Beatles changed rock n' roll forever.  Will another group ever approach the impact they were able to make?  We think not.  Also, a tip of the cap to Jay Leno after 22 years hosting 'The Tonight Show' [Conan Who?] and a long look at the dumpster fire that is Sochi on this brand new KMS!
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We were all pretty rocked by the death of Philip Seymour Hoffman who died this past weekend at age 46.  Why, God, why couldn't it have been Steve Guttenberg instead?  Just kidding, relax!  Anyway, addiction drags down another great.  That, our Super Bowl wrap, and a ton more on the web's only [we think] bi-coastal, 3 city operation, The KMS!  Keep up with what's up...
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With Super Sunday bearing down we figured we'd catch up with Terry Tate: Office Linebacker, which is STILL one of the best Super Bowl commercials ever!  We also talk about the newest drug you should be terrified of called krokodil and our boy Raunch Foxxx [Big Ray Petty] hips us to a butt even nicer than Instagram sensation Jen Selter's!  A full and flavorful show we know you'll enjoy...

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Kirk's brother Mark completes an incredible journey that puts him back on television almost 9 years after suffering a massive stroke!  He fills in all the details and explains how he now has to do everything left-handed. That's right.  Everything. We also welcome back our old friend, internet king Raunch Foxxx AKA Big Ray Petty on this fresh and hot mid-week edition of The Kirk McEwen Show...
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Halo Jankowski is quite a man.  He dropped over a hundred pounds, beat testicular cancer without chemotherapy (mind-blowing story!), regularly holds fundraisers to benefit those in need, and, oh yeah, is about to become a TV star!  He's a starring member on this season's "Ink Master" which premieres February 25th on Spike.  Also, a few minutes with rocker and Geico pitchman Eddie Money on this latest edition of The KMS!  Belieb it!
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Isn't it supposed to be a holiday?  Then why are so many people at work?  We'll discuss.  And, that was some good football in the Conference Championship games this weekend!  Richard Sherman blew up the twitter-verse and Wes Welker blew up Aqib Talib!  That and more in this condensed version of The Kirk McEwen Show!

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:35pm EST

Rappin' Ray and Pumpin' Paul used to be on the wheels at Baltimore's biggest clubs back in the 80's.  Say, whatever happened to 6' 10'', 325 lb. Big Ray Petty, anyway?  A guy that big doesn't just disappear.   Well he moved west and became Raunch Foxxx, the biggest cyber-shock jock on the internet, pumping out goodness since 2004!  The guy's a great storyteller and we cover just about everything!  An hour well spent...
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Direct download: KMS014.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:45pm EST

Lopez was one of the smartest people to ever plug in headphones and Kirk got to reminiscing on today's show.  He's recently heard from Mike (Mark) Ondayko and got to thinking about some of the best days of his radio career.  Kirk also dug up a virtual radio tour narrated by Lopez himself, something people have never heard!  That, Alan,"Out of the Blue" with Sidekick Mike and a whole lot more on this Kirk McEwen Show!

Direct download: KMS013.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 5:32pm EST

Is there anything better than a big ol' dusty toupee perched on some dude's head?  Our boy Al gives us the first-hand lowdown on the art of skillfully sporting fake fur, seeing as he did it for a decade!  We also remember "The King", Elvis Aaron Presley on what would've been his 79th.  If you're old enough you remember where you were when you heard he died.  And classic Kirk and Mike promos from The Edge on this KMS!

Direct download: KMS012.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:32pm EST

Is the Assistant Principal doin' the English teacher?  And what's the deal with "smarties" anyway?  School teachers give us a look inside our schools as they pimp their side project,  We also fill everybody in on Stash's whereabouts lately and reminisce about train wreck Tonya Harding 20 years later on this edition of The KMS!  Enjoy!
This show dedicated to the life and music of Phil Everly {January 19, 1939 ~ January 3, 2014}
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Direct download: KMS011.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:37am EST

We get it.  Win Super Bowl, pitch products.  It would help if the guy pitching the product was easily understandable!  We'll explain.  We also explain the phenomenon known as the "meat sweats" and we'll climb in the gap that is Michael Strahan's diastema, all on this edition of the Kirk McEwen Show!

Direct download: KMS010.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:12pm EST